Here is an entertaining and heartwarming approach to
relationships.
I like to share with you these amusing math calculations
that I came across lately. Enjoy !
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart
woman = romance
Smart man + dumb
woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman
= pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart
employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart
employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb
employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATH
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.HAPPINESS
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all. _______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live
longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last
word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to
come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
Smart boss +
smart employee = profit
Smart boss +
dumb employee = production
Dumb boss +
smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee
= overtime
