Friday, June 28, 2013


Here is an entertaining and heartwarming approach to relationships.
I like to share with you these amusing math calculations that I came across lately. Enjoy !

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS                                                              

 Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair

 Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

 Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

  OFFICE ARITHMETIC
 Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

 Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
 Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 
SHOPPING MATH
 A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

 A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

  
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. _______________________________

 

 LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

  DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
 A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 _____________________________

 HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

 Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,

 "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 
IS MATHEMATICS STILL SOLVING LIFE'S GREATEST PROBLEMS ?

 YOU DO THE MATH.

 Was Pythagoras right in stating that " All is number ?"

 PS.  Since  I’ll be taking a summer hiatus, I like to wish you all a safe and happy summer.

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