English is
regarded as being cool, thus is being used all over
the world for
advertisement. Here is an hilarious selection of funny
English signs and notices from all four corners of the
world.
In an Acapulco
hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water here.
On a golf course in
Mexico:
Any persons, except
players, caught collecting golf balls on this course
will be prosecuted
and have their balls removed.
In a Copenhagen
airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in
all directions.
Doctors office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a
Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find
our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a
cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from
picking flowers
from any graves but
their own.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
Would you like to ride on
your own ass ?
A laundry in
Rome:
Ladies leave your clothes
here and spend
the afternoon having a
good time.
Cocktail lounge,
Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have
children in the bar.
Dry cleaners ,
Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for
best results.
On the menu of a Swiss
restaurant:
Our wines leave you
nothing to hope for.
Hotel,
Japan:
You are invited to take
advantage of the chambermaid.
(This one might interest Dominic
Strauss Kahn!)
In
the lobby of a Moscow hotel across
from
a Russian Orthodox monastery:
Your are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Hotel,
formerYugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure
is the job of the chambermaid.
Supermarket, Hong
Kong:
For your
convenience, we recommend
courteous
, efficient self-service.
Tourist agency,
former Czechoslovakia:
Take one of our
horse-driven city tours.
We guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice-cream.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values
at the front desk.
Outside a Hong
Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may
have a fit upstairs.
In a Rhodes (Greece)
tailor shop:
Order your summer suit.
Because is big rush
we will execute customers in
strict rotation.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not
feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.
In a Indian maternity:
No
children allowed.
